ITP: DRINKS

[in_sovietme]

[ In a corner of the mess hall is a table full of booze. And the vodka flows freely from a water spigot sticking out of the floor. The booze may or may not be safe. If you're underage, feel free to have camp do horrible things to you.

MINGLE. DRINK.

Comments

[not_an_xman]

In Soviet Russia... Yakov Smirnoff is still funny.

Ooh, booze.

[lietmeupinside]

W-well, the alcohol is probably safe, but if I were you, I'd think about leaving the cake alone.

[not_an_xman]

Whoa, you guys kind of make my head hurt, and that's not just the vodka... probably.

What's with the cake? Don't tell me it's a lie, please.

[lietmeupinside]

It looks perfectly real to me?

[flashfaberge]

[stares at the cake]

[lietmeupinside]

Ah- Anastasia!

[flashfaberge]

Is it someone's birthday?

[lietmeupinside]

A-ah. It is, actually.

[asthecrow_flies]

[debating the merits of sneaking booze vs. GIANT KING AURA OF RUSSIA AND COCKBLOCKAGE]

[lietmeupinside]

Ah- h-hello, again.

[asthecrow_flies]

Yo! Toris, right?

[lietmeupinside]

That's right! Uhm... and you're Mr. Minami, yes?

[dasschlechtende]

[oh god why am I here]

[lietmeupinside]

[For the same reason I am. THE WORLD IS CONSPIRING AGAINST US.]

[dasschlechtende]

[I COULDA SWORN I WAS STILL BY THE DAMN CAR]

... almost New Year's then, huh?

[lietmeupinside]

L-looks that way, doesn't it?

[sillyrabitricks]

*BOOZE!!! ...but that guy...*

[lietmeupinside]

Ah- h-hello again! Rabi, isn't it?

[sillyrabitricks]

That's right! Hey man!

[lietmeupinside]

Uhm. You might want to avoid the cake.