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[8_legged_tales]

*out by the lake, there is a little old man in a green fedora hat, lemon yellow gloves, and a fishing pole. He's on a rock that overlooks the lake enough that his fishing pole can easily go into the depths without him having to wade in, leaning against a tree and smoking a cigarillo. There is a hawk in the tree above him

Comments

[letshilbertluv]

The fish in the lake are not safe for consumption.

[eatsroadkill]

[tell that to my gullet]

[letshilbertluv]

[...I don't care]

[eatsroadkill]

[alas]

[I am crestfallen]

[except I don't have a crest, oops]

[manofsteal]

Hey old man! I think you're a little lost. Florida's a bit farther east.

[eatsroadkill]

[squawk]

[manofsteal]

[eyebrow quirk]

... Polly want a rotting cow carcass?

[eatsroadkill]

[theredeyeflight]

[Hi. Don't mind me. I just like to watch people who do strange things.]

[eatsroadkill]

[theredeyeflight]

[I can do that too]

[eatsroadkill]

...

[spankmyvampup]

Probably just as well. They'll make you piss blood.

[eatsroadkill]

[never made me piss blood]

[not that I noticed, anyway]

[...then again, whether or not I'd notice if I was pissing blood is rather up to debate]

[spankmyvampup]

*You'd probably notice the burning, though*

[eatsroadkill]

[maybe not]

[being a naked hobo who eats roadkill doesn't do wonders for my health anyway you realize]

[capt_liarpants]

Hey old man! You should be careful by the lake! *shouting from a safe distance of thirty feet*

[8_legged_tales]

What? My old man ears can't hear you from so far away!

[capt_liarpants]

I said OI OLD MAN! THE LAKE ISN'T SAFE! *sacrifices five feet in the interests of saving the poor old man from Marcy*

[8_legged_tales]

MY POOR EARS, THEY AIN'T WHAT THEY USED TO BE. I'M AFRAID I STILL CAN'T HEAR THE NICE YOUNG MAN OVER THERE.