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[a_classy_lady]

[It is a beautiful day in Camp Fuck You Die and Major Ocelot is taking a walk in the brisk wintery air in an open field. Such a lovely day and the young soldier seems determined to enjoy it, stretching, almost basking cat-like in the weather. Surely, he seems to be thinking, Surely nothing could ruin such a good day

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[itcamefromcamp]

[and of course it wouldn't be MGS if we didn't interrupt perfectly chaotic moments with a...]

[CALL]

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[a_classy_lady]

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[SELECT]

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[itcamefromcamp]

...EVA, is that you?

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[a_classy_lady]

That voice... weren't you "Para-medic"?

[jupiterorbust]

... Ocelot?

[a_classy_lady]

[stretches]

Don't tell me he's a friend. I didn't think he did those.

[jupiterorbust]

Not a friend, per se -- you know him?

[a_classy_lady]

I've had that misfortune.

[vampfuckudie]

Oh.... oh my gawd! Ocelot!!

[a_classy_lady]

He'll be fine. This much isn't enough to keep him down.

[vampfuckudie]

You just hit him with a bike! How is that fine!?

[a_classy_lady]

He's got practice. But I guess he can reassure you himself if he wants.

[extremefisting]

W-WHOOOOA!!!

[a_classy_lady]

Hello.

[extremefisting]

IS THAT YOUR BIKE?? THAT WAS AN EXTREME FLIP!!

[a_classy_lady]

Thanks. That's right, it's my bike.

[latrine_orderly]

AAAH YOU HIT M--

...oh. You didn't hit me.

[a_classy_lady]

...No. Should I have?

[latrine_orderly]

If it's all the same, I'd rather not.

[a_classy_lady]

That's fine, really. I'm not into running over people for thrills.