Nov 20, 2008 13:50
[The following letter has appeared on the beds of six certain people (or, in Tokiko's case, it appears on a random patch of ground).]
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are delighted to inform you that you have been selected for jury duty. Rest assured that only the best and brightest are chosen for such an honour, as well as those who are most convenient at the time. We also have a preference for motorcyclists. In any case, you will be expected to report immediately to the CFUD courthouse at [LOCATION NOT DISCLOSED], where you will be kept in a state of isolation so as not to interfere with your judgement. At this point we would like to remind you that jury duty is mandatory, and there is no escape. We will send your gorilla escorts to pick you up as soon as you finish reading this sentence.
Have a nice day!
[Those six certain people also, coincidentally, cannot be found.]
((Thus begins hiatus for Wolfwood, Hideki, Asuka, Youhei, Klavier and Tokiko. See you all on the 7th!))