[in the mess hall]

[heirofthedog]

[What's this? The girl who can be seen every day eating with gusto, rain, sleet or snow, sitting in front of a large cake, and not touching it? You might be seeing a pig fluttering in the background somewhere.

Is there something wrong with it? Well. There's also a note in her hands to go with it, which she's currently frowning at.]

[Belated

Comments

[fill_the_blanks]

[Can't speak. Too busy laughing.]

[heirofthedog]

SHUT UP.

[swats]

[fill_the_blanks]

[sdhfs]

Ow!

[heirofthedog]

This isn't my idea of a good joke.

[acesareloaded]

A bone?

((placeholding!))

[heirofthedog]

Camp thinks it's hilarious.

[acesareloaded]

Funny? W...why?

[heirofthedog]

Because it looks like it's for a dog!

[swornmyoaths]

Cake?

[heirofthedog]

Take as much as you want.

[swornmyoaths]

You're not eating any. Is it safe?

[heirofthedog]

It's fine. Here.

[offers you a slice.]

[agirl_apart]

Just how on earth is one supposed to split a cake like that evenly?

[heirofthedog]

...

Who cares about it being even?

[agirl_apart]

It's just proper for everyone to get an equal share.

[heirofthedog]

...riiiight.

[ratinthehat]

((assuming the cake at least is normal chocolate cake))

I guess that's a... creative presentation, at least.

[heirofthedog]

...y'could say that. Or you could not.

Want any?

[ratinthehat]

[sniffing] Well, it smells all right, although whoever made this needs to learn how to make food look appetizing. And skimped on the eggs a bit.

I could try a crumb, but... are you okay?

[heirofthedog]

Go for it. And me? I'm fine. Just not hungry.