[ITP: ART IMITATES LIFE]

[o_sarchasm]

[On this side of camp, there is a boy. A boy with hopes, dreams, and regrets, but most of all, a boy who really has to pee.

Far, far on the other side of camp, there are the boys' bathrooms.

It was never meant to be.]

(( YOU ARE COMPELLED TO TALK TO SOKKA AT LENGTH eta taking a break, will pick up to the best of my ability after some history

Comments

[melonshalfoff]

Huh? Who are you?

[o_sarchasm]

A stranger. Let's keep it that way!

[melonshalfoff]

You know, that might be a lot easier if you weren't on my lawn... ♥

[o_sarchasm]

I'm working on it! Do you see me trying to walk!?

[DRAMATIC MARCHING IN PLACE GOES HERE]

[putyourheartin]

Ah, Sokka! There you are!

[o_sarchasm]

Not a good time, Yoshino!

[putyourheartin]

How is not a good time? It's not like you have any responsibilities here.

[o_sarchasm]

Hey! I have plenty of responsibilities!

[eatsroadkill]

[that was the sound of a naked hobo falling out of a nearby tree and onto you]

[o_sarchasm]

[oh holy GOD]

[eatsroadkill]

[isn't going to move just yet if you don't do anything]

[o_sarchasm]

[c-clawing his way out from under you. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO]

Nngh--!! Get off!

[master_of_mon]

[IS DARTING BACK AND FORTH IN YOUR WAY. Looking for something!]

Oh man, oh man! Where is it?!

[o_sarchasm]

Not here!

[master_of_mon]

[GRABBING YOUR ARM]

It was just a second ago! But then Buizel used Water Gun and I lost it! The Water Pulse that came after didn't help either!

[o_sarchasm]

What are you even talking about!?

[bellsofsteel]

[A MAN WITH A GIANT SWORD APPEARS IN YOUR PATH]

Huh? Whaddayou want?

[o_sarchasm]

[p-please don't notice my sword please don't notice my sword]

Nothing! Just taking a walk, minding my business, uh...

[bellsofsteel]

Who told you to come lookin' over here, huh?

[o_sarchasm]

I'm not looking! I'm just walking!