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[soulbondage]

Um... I took a wrong turn somewhere! Which way's back to Tokyo?

((intro post all standard disclaimers apply ♥

HEY UH I'm late for meeting a friend now so g2g for a bit... will pick up threads later if anyone wants!))

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[mmmdots]

That way. [points in three random directions at the same time. Somehow, colored arrows show up, and they're all very squiggly]

[soulbondage]

Ah--

[soulbondage]

W-what the hell?!

[mmmdots]

Thank you for the point.

[noarmyatmyback]

None, for some time.

[soulbondage]

What does that even mean? Nobody's making sense!

[noarmyatmyback]

You have arrived in Camp Fuck You Die, in Louisiana, the United States. If the names are unfamiliar to you, it is because this is an alternate world. There is a barrier that prevents exit.

[soulbondage]

United States?!

[overllamatic]

Well technically it's...

[wait, stopping and concentrating for a second, which direction is closest? stupid geography

eventually points unsurely]

That way? ...maybe?

[soulbondage]

Okay! Thanks!

[marching off in that direction 8Db ]

[overllamatic]

O- oi! Hey, hey! I said technically! Technically! You can't get there by just walking that direction!

[soulbondage]

Well, no... I was just going to catch the next train back...

[seireitei_ink]

[sup, you have one grumpy grim reaper's attention as he tries to figure out what the hell this ping is]

[soulbondage]

[not sure what to make of you either]

[seireitei_ink]

You're new.

[soulbondage]

Never been here before. Tsuchimiya Kagura, nice to meet you.

[legally_blond]

If I knew, Fräulein, I would gladly tell you! But I'm afraid that wrong turn may be a permanent one.

[soulbondage]

That's so cryptic.

[legally_blond]

Ah ha ha, my mistake! You're in a summer camp in America. Although it's closer to a prison camp than a summer camp.

[soulbondage]

No way I'm staying here! No way! I didn't even do anything.