ITP: PUBLIC RELATIONS
[SOMEWHERE WHERE EVER THERE ARE PEOPLE TO BE BUGGED, there is a Kharg! Who is reading off cue cards that a certain Pokemon Trainer is holding up for him. WARNING FOR RAMBLING]
Good afternoon, citizens of Louisiana! I hope your day is. . .awesome.
As many of you are well aware, this is a camp full of many different people and species. I apologize if I have offended, threatened, or generally been a "big dumb jerk-face with dumb clothes" . . .hey!, er, to any of the non-humans here.
I'm sure most if not all of you are just here to make friends and and have no desire whatsoever to hurt any humans here and just want to have fun because. Fun is awesome.
. . .However! If you do intend to harm, terrorize, or otherwise threaten the safety and peace of this establishment, I say be done with it! Come and face me right now, you Deimos bastards! Or are you so weak that you have prey on the security of these well-meaning people? Cowards! If you think I'll let any of you harm even a single human here, you'll taste the end of my blade!
JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL!!
. . .I don't remember writing that part--
--as for the rest of you! We have what I think are cookies. That is all.
((FTR, doesn't have wings any more :|b Ash will be around too, but mostly just Kharg. ETA STILL AROUND but dropping a lot of threads due to attention span, orz. I'll pick them all up tomorrow night tho, thanks guys o/ ETA2 aaand completely out for the night orz Later!))
Good afternoon, citizens of Louisiana! I hope your day is. . .awesome.
As many of you are well aware, this is a camp full of many different people and species. I apologize if I have offended, threatened, or generally been a "big dumb jerk-face with dumb clothes" . . .hey!, er, to any of the non-humans here.
I'm sure most if not all of you are just here to make friends and and have no desire whatsoever to hurt any humans here and just want to have fun because. Fun is awesome.
. . .However! If you do intend to harm, terrorize, or otherwise threaten the safety and peace of this establishment, I say be done with it! Come and face me right now, you Deimos bastards! Or are you so weak that you have prey on the security of these well-meaning people? Cowards! If you think I'll let any of you harm even a single human here, you'll taste the end of my blade!
JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL!!
. . .I don't remember writing that part--
--as for the rest of you! We have what I think are cookies. That is all.
((FTR, doesn't have wings any more :|b Ash will be around too, but mostly just Kharg. ETA STILL AROUND but dropping a lot of threads due to attention span, orz. I'll pick them all up tomorrow night tho, thanks guys o/ ETA2 aaand completely out for the night orz Later!))