[What is one thing you don't expect to see on a corner table in the Mess Hall? Well, I guess it depends on how your mind works, but for these five people,
this is not a thing they expect. For the record, it's a cake.]
"Oh god, it's awful."
"For once, I agree with you. Who thought that shit was a good idea?"
"Eh, well, maybe it's a joke? It's Halloween and all, so maybe someone's just getting into the spirit of things..."
"Ach, it's like that disembodied hand in that old tv show. Only this is a foot."
"Which means it's not like that at all! It's a FOOT on a PLATE, am I the only one freaked out here? It's not like this is an art exhibit!"
"Ha, like you'd know what art is, you creep."
((ETA: and I'm out.))