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[safetystayson]

[out at camp's very own shooting range, there are a pair of cops engaged in some target practice. In fact, one is helping the other with his aim by placing his hands over the other's, looking over his shoulder

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[shootin_blanks]

[MAY OR MAY NOT BE SPYING ON FROM THE COVER OF CONVENIENTLY NEARBY BUSHES.]

[shootin_blanks]

[THERE IS NOTHING HERE I SWEAR. NO, THIS BUSH DOES NOT HAVE EYES THAT ARE WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?]

[cock_my_gun]

[I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE'S WATCHING MEEE]

[shootin_blanks]

[DO YOU EVER GET THAT FEELING WHEN YOU'RE IN THE SHOWERS, TOO?

....I MEAN.]

[cock_my_gun]

[. . . yes, actually]

[shootin_blanks]

[:3]

[cock_my_gun]

[THROWS SOMETHING AT THE BUSHES]

[shootin_blanks]

[that barely muffled "ow!" was a figment of your imagination. so are the sounds of the bush yelling at Bikky.]

[cock_my_gun]

. . .

[so if I stomp over to the bush and kick it . . . ?]

[shootin_blanks]

[FALLS OUT OF THE BUSH] Owwwww!

[cock_my_gun]

What're you doin'?

[shootin_blanks]

Nothing! [and by "nothing" I mean "attaching myself to you now that you've found me out anyway"]

[cock_my_gun]

[SHOVES HIS GUN IN YOUR FACE :D]

You sure you wanna be doin' that when I'm holdin' a loaded firearm?

[shootin_blanks]

[WHY CAN'T THIS BE A METAPHORICAL GUN :(]

Senpai wouldn't shoot me~~~

[cock_my_gun]

[click >(]

There's moogles, you'll come back.

[shootin_blanks]

But it'd be on your conscience forever if I didn't!