[ITP: Wang. Wang Fire.]

[o_sarchasm]

[Today, in camp proper, there is a man -- nay, a legend -- sitting at a simple, wooden table. Just sitting, serene and patient as insert metaphor of your choice here. Perhaps he looks familiar. Where he got the table, how he grew such a fine and mighty beard, why you feel so compelled to touch it -- such questions matter not

Comments

[throwawrench]

Ha! That sounds like an interesting story. Mystery, treachery, and triumph? I like mysterious, treacherous and triumphant stories. I think I'd like to hear it!

[o_sarchasm]

Would you, now? Know that this story is not for the faint of heart, oh no.

[throwawrench]

Of course I would! My heart isn't faint - it's steadfast and stubborn and unyeilding. Because if my heart changed, then I would grow and change, and I don't want to do that, right? But! It's still a soft enough heart to be touched by a story, like that, I think. So! Yes, I would like to hear it.

[o_sarchasm]

What a noble belief. Truly incredible.

The making of this story is centuries old. One soul, born again, and again...

[thistimenomercy]

...Nice beard.

[o_sarchasm]

Thank you, thank you.

[thistimenomercy]

It's not real, is it?

[o_sarchasm]

Of course it's real.

[head_overheels]

... um.

[o_sarchasm]

[nod]

[head_overheels]

Sokka, what are you doing?

[o_sarchasm]

I don't know what you're talking about. My name is Wang. Wang Fire.

[capthlock_rage]

[THERE IS SOMETHING FAMILIAR ABOUT YOU 8|]

Wang... Fire...?

[o_sarchasm]

[DOES MY DEEP, BOOMING VOICE SOOTHE YOU?]

Ahh, Prince Zuko. Just the man I wanted to see.

[capthlock_rage]

[WELL I CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO SOUNDS LIKE THAT]

. . . Do I know you?

[o_sarchasm]

There are many things you don't know. Come closer, Zuko.

[get_sometail]

[pffftahahahahahahahahaha]

Alright Pops, lay it on me!

[o_sarchasm]

Perhaps you already know this tale, traveler. Nonetheless...

[get_sometail]

Well, if it's one thing I've learned, it's that guys with distinguished facial hair know their stuff.

[o_sarchasm]

I'd like to think so, yes.