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[psych_u_out]

So.

A question for the ages! Something we all think about from time to time. Don't deny it. I know stuff.

Which brings me back to the question.

Why is sex banned here again?

Edit - Anyone who dislikes the idea of having sex back or think it's ~wonderful thing~ gets to stand in the corner.

((r-rape has me beat. Will pick up later!))

Comments

[getoffmylap]

Because it's probably the only thing that can be more annoying than your pestering.

[psych_u_out]

Oh, shush Mister I haven't gotten laid in years.

[getoffmylap]

Oh I'll have you know that I act--

...I am not having this conversation with you Spencer.

[psych_u_out]

Mr. Abstinence~ Mr. Not laid back~ Mr.--Hm, I might be overdoing it. Just a little.

[how_i_like_my]

To inspire us to greater creativity.

[psych_u_out]

So, do we break out the origami now?

[how_i_like_my]

Ha...! Not quite what I was thinking. Haven't you ever considered the possibility that the rule may have a loophole?

[psych_u_out]

Dude, if you're holding out, I may actually have to sic Lassie on you.

[not_an_xman]

The barrier's obviously powered by UST.

[psych_u_out]

I'm not having UST. I'm UST-free! And not every guy here has a sob story, right?

[not_an_xman]

Me too, I got tested just before I got here.

Everyone has a sob story, some people just ignore it while other people repress it. Me? I make it the punchline.

[psych_u_out]

What's the punchline again?

[hiswifeasister]

Do you think there's a specific reason for it?

[psych_u_out]

Well, yeah. Dude, it's sex!

[hiswifeasister]

Other than the idea that it irritates a lot of people, I think a lot of things here don't make complete sense or have a single explanation as to why it's a certain way.

[psych_u_out]

I, for one, believe that explanations are the key to mankind's survival.

That, and triple-chocolare sundaes.

[proudgreenbulge]

Does that go in general, or just for minors?

[psych_u_out]

I wish it was just for the kids, but it applies to all, spandex-boy.