[For no mere mortal can resist]

[skullkingabout]

[There seems to be a shortage of zombies in camp today. If you choose to follow the trail of gnawed on limbs to the outskirts of the forest, you'll find there is a very good reason for that absence.

... for varying interpretations of 'good.'

The more mobile zombies have been herded into a group and are apparently re-enacting the Thriller Dance.

Comments

[jyankenpwned]

[watching FROM A SAFE DISTANCE!]

[jyankenpwned]

...I guess you've got a point there.

[gourys_usernaem]

And if they're not trying to eat anybody right now, I'm not going to worry about them.

[skullkingabout]

[safe distance and Jack are mutually incompatible concepts -- just so you know.]

Hello!

[jyankenpwned]

[sob sob my personal space sob]

Ah--! H-hi.

[skullkingabout]

Another volunteer? Welcome!

[jyankenpwned]

V-volunteer? For what?

[skullkingabout]

Halloween, of course! Now let's see -- you've got enough limbs to join the dancers, but you don't look dead enough.