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[toiletseat_girl]

*Near the fabled center of camp, there is a tree. It looks like an ordinary sort of tree, except for a very important thing: the tree is absolutely covered in toilet seats*For an added bonus, all the toilet seats in camp are now on the tree. Hope you weren't in the middle of something terribly messy when it happened

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[esp_not_pms]

...

[esp_not_pms]

Probably not.

[toiletseat_girl]

*nods*

Okay, the thing is? Dying and being stuck here has probably made me a better person or whatever. But, couldn't there be an easier way?

[esp_not_pms]

...that's hard to say.

[toiletseat_girl]

Maybe a little bit. And not everyone gets one of those "It's a Wonderful Life" things, so they can see exactly how things woulda turned out.

[esp_not_pms]

...did you get one?

[toiletseat_girl]

Me? Nope. I dunno if I would earn a big-budget thing like that. This *points to the tree* is probably close enough.

[esp_not_pms]

...how is it close enough?

[toiletseat_girl]

I guess because I just --- have to wonder. How is my sister doing, are they doing okay without me. And is it really better to not know for sure?

[esp_not_pms]

....what would you do if you knew they weren't?

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . well, it's not like I can do anything about it.

[esp_not_pms]

...but wouldn't knowing and not being able to do anything be worse?

[toiletseat_girl]

It would suck. So, I dunno, maybe ignorance really is bliss?

[esp_not_pms]

Some people would prefer the hope of being uncertain. Some wouldn't.

[toiletseat_girl]

I don't know what I'd like better. I'd be shit outta luck either way, wouldn't I?

[esp_not_pms]

...pretty much.