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Alright everyone, something is about to happen right now.
YUFFIE KISARAGI HELPS THE PATHETIC LOSERS OF CAMP: EPISODE 1: HOOKER MCGOLDBUTT
That's right, boys and girls. We have among our number a poor soul who has been abused! Objectified! And probably underpaid!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ASS?
Take a good look, because this is the ass of a prostitute. Yes, a street walker. A woman of the night. A Midgar Tour-guide as they calls 'em back home. And it's terrible! Totally terrible! His years of hookering have left him with a deep fear of intimacy. Balls, right?
BUT YOU, YES YOU, can help this poor, misguided soul. After all, the first step to recovery is admitting that he has a problem. So if you see him, you should give him a big hug and say "It's OK if you are a creepy diseased prostitute, I respect you anyway."
And this has been helping the pathetic loosers of camp, with Yuffie Kisaragi.
Mr. Gold, that'll be 200,000 Gil, as discussed.
((OOC: need to wake up super early tomorrow for surprise sister-rescue mission. Winding down. Will pick up after work tomorrow with whoever is still interested. o/))
YUFFIE KISARAGI HELPS THE PATHETIC LOSERS OF CAMP: EPISODE 1: HOOKER MCGOLDBUTT
That's right, boys and girls. We have among our number a poor soul who has been abused! Objectified! And probably underpaid!
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ASS?
Take a good look, because this is the ass of a prostitute. Yes, a street walker. A woman of the night. A Midgar Tour-guide as they calls 'em back home. And it's terrible! Totally terrible! His years of hookering have left him with a deep fear of intimacy. Balls, right?
BUT YOU, YES YOU, can help this poor, misguided soul. After all, the first step to recovery is admitting that he has a problem. So if you see him, you should give him a big hug and say "It's OK if you are a creepy diseased prostitute, I respect you anyway."
And this has been helping the pathetic loosers of camp, with Yuffie Kisaragi.
Mr. Gold, that'll be 200,000 Gil, as discussed.
((OOC: need to wake up super early tomorrow for surprise sister-rescue mission. Winding down. Will pick up after work tomorrow with whoever is still interested. o/))