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[bumpetysplat]

Excuse me!

... does anyone here know how to sharpen things?

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[bellsofsteel]

Aw, sure.

[bumpetysplat]

[hands you scissors!]

[bellsofsteel]

Now what the hell are these things?

[bumpetysplat]

They're scissors, they're for cutting things.

[imgottapower]

Um, er... What kind of things?

[bumpetysplat]

[little kiddie safety scissors]

[imgottapower]

Eh heh heh. Gosh, I'm not really sure a-about sharpening scissors.

[bumpetysplat]

It's okay, I'm sure someone here can help.

[get_sometail]

Sharpen what?

[bumpetysplat]

[baby scissors] I need a haircut. Someone called me a girl!

[get_sometail]

Someone has bad eyes!

[bumpetysplat]

That's what I thought, but he was pretty close...

[two_jedi_sticks]

I've got my lightsaber if you need something cut.

[bumpetysplat]

....it's my hair.

[two_jedi_sticks]

I guess scorched ends aren't in style.

[bumpetysplat]

I don't think I'd want a weapon that close to my neck. But thank you.

[twoblackswords]

Of course.

[bumpetysplat]

[scissors i can has them]

[twoblackswords]

...can those little things even cut?

[bumpetysplat]

Not really.