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[inn_slaved]

*Somewhere in camp, there is a young man tripping on stuff. Banana peels, cats, rocks and landing into stuff -- dirt, puddles of water, maybe even YOU. Come laugh at him/get tripped upon*

((New voice, might be slow, come laugh at the new character! And here's a general meme for females. EDIT: Tired mun is tired, will pick up later! o/))

Comments

[drag_on_lady]

OK, that's just bein' stupid!

[inn_slaved]

IF I TRIED ANYTHING THEY WOULD KILL ME! OR RIP THEM OFF!!

[drag_on_lady]

That's prolly 'cause yer a dumbass who don't know how ta treat a lady RIGHT!

[inn_slaved]

[How right you are... you'd like, totally fit in with my cast mates...]

*s-sob*

[drag_on_lady]

*how wonderful*

I had no control over my life at all! My old man did everythin' he could ta make me a proper man! He bought my clothes, gave me men's underwear, told me how to act, and beat the shit outta me all the time! For seventeen years! You think your life sucks?! Then I'm a fuckin' martyr!

[inn_slaved]

MY SUFFERING ISN'T TRIVIAL EITHER, THOUGH!

[drag_on_lady]

Then deal with it! I've been tryin' ta do the same myself! Ain't nobody can help me, so don't let anybody help you!

[inn_slaved]

But my problem is nobody ever IS there to help me. Except that promise girl...

[drag_on_lady]

Then ya just gotta do it yerself, then huh?

[inn_slaved]

But I suuuuck...

[drag_on_lady]

Then you might as well give up on life and shut yerself in, if you suck that much.

[inn_slaved]

*soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob*