Torchwood Recruitment Post!

[captaincy]

[ In the center of camp, there is a desk, two people with clip-boards, and a sign:

Are you innovative and intelligent? Do you long for a life of action! Do you have a fascination with strange phenomena? Do you often spout conspiracy theories! Are you interested in office romance? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions,

Comments

[sparklybite]

It sparkles!

... Ah, I'd like to join!

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[captaincy]

You're definitely enthusiastic, I like that.

[sparklybite]

Will you let me?

[captaincy]

Depends, what d'you think you could bring to the job?

[sucks_tobeme]

Nice small print.

[memoraphilia]

... haha, well, no job is perfect.

[sucks_tobeme]

That's putting it mildly. That stuff happen often?

[memoraphilia]

I wouldn't say often.

[haphazardace]

*paaaauses as he passes by, examining the sign*

... you guys are actually going to do some work while here?

[memoraphilia]

Oh, we're always on the job, we are. Hello.

[haphazardace]

Huh ... well, I guess that's a good thing. Ah, hi.

[memoraphilia]

Well, with our job in mind, it definitely is. I'm Gwen.

[perennially]

Is there an application?

[memoraphilia]

More like an interview, really. It's all a bit informal. This isn't how Torchwood normally recruits. Jack has policies on that.

[perennially]

Just sort of happens... kind of informal?

[memoraphilia]

Well. I only have my recruitment to go by ... and let's say its an unusual process for an unusual job. It's only fitting.

[is_my_copilot]

. . . office romance? That sounds professional.

[memoraphilia]

Well. I have to say I don't know why that's there.

[is_my_copilot]

I think the usual explanation is 'camp'.

[memoraphilia]

Either that or it was Jack's lovely sense of humour.