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[getoffmylap]

[Over by the barrier, you may have just heard gunshots. A lot of them. If you go to investigate, you'll find a gun on the ground, and the person responsible. Who isn't quite a person anymore. Come mock him.]

Did everything just get higher?

((Oh yeah. Lassiter may be protesting it, but you have full permission to wheel him around or turn on the

Comments

[canihassword]

IT TALKS! SO COOL!!

[getoffmylap]

The it is a he, and I was a person ten seconds ago.

[getoffmylap]

And there is nothing 'cool' about being a cleaning appliance!

[canihassword]

[Kind of ignoring what you're saying]

This is great! I've been meaning to clean under my bed!

[swornmyoaths]

What does the floor taste like?

[getoffmylap]

No idea, I'm not actually powered on.

[swornmyoaths]

Where's your switch?

[getoffmylap]

Don't even think about it.

[a_noble_temp]

...What?

[getoffmylap]

It was a perfectly logical to assume I had shrunk until I realized I was a vacuum.

...That will never stop sounding ridiculous no matter how many times I say it.

[a_noble_temp]

That's not...why are you a vacuum!?

[getoffmylap]

Because sometimes, when a man hates the barrier very much, he'll empty two clips of ammunition into it. And the barrier doesn't take too kindly to being shot at.

[psych_u_out]

Oh now this. This is just priceless.

[getoffmylap]

Oh now this. This is just my luck.

[psych_u_out]

Hi Lassie-vacuum! Chugging down the track?

[getoffmylap]

No.

[Let us see if I can make a wheeled escape here]