(Untitled)

[angels_wear_red]

*there is a table. it is FULL OF CUPCAKES. and decorated with flowers from the garden.

THERE IS A SIGN:

SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING! GET A CUPCAKE!

There is a man in a red coat waiting to hear your something interesting*

((Have been BRIEFLY DISTRACTED plus need to pick up wife from work. SLOW/AWAY. GO MINGLE AROUND THE CUPCAKE TABLE))

Comments

[but_a_wolf]

Barbie's full name is Barbra Millicent Roberts.

[but_a_wolf]

Says the guy trying to get me to socialize with a crazy vampire.

[angels_wear_red]

I admit, now might be a little early for socializing.

[but_a_wolf]

Does he want to socialize?

[angels_wear_red]

I think so. But he's in denial.

[but_a_wolf]

You're retarded.

[angels_wear_red]

Everyone wants friends. Even overly aggressive vampires.

[but_a_wolf]

... you're retarded.

[angels_wear_red]

Don't repeat it!

[but_a_wolf]

BUT YOU ARE!

[angels_wear_red]

I am not!

[but_a_wolf]

I think you're the most retarded Jesus I've met to date, and that's really saying something.

[angels_wear_red]

Um. I think you're confused.

[but_a_wolf]

I'm really not.

[angels_wear_red]

No. I think I know about this one.

[but_a_wolf]

Do you?