[LE POOL]

[inpignation]

Alright, guys, here's how it's going to work. It's a glorious day outside, and it's just too hot to do anything other than relaxing. As such, and as one of your official appointed counsellors blah blah et cetera, I'd best see you out here lounging around and in the pool of your own volition in about twenty minutes, or else I'll recruit an army of youngsters to get you out here of their own volition.

I've got an inflatable whale and a whole pile of water balloons and I'm not afraid to either of them.*

* - Some people may be exempt.

[HE IS RIGHT ON ALL COUNTS]