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[anenduringoath]

[You might have heard a THUD against your cabin wall at some point earlier -- if you go outside now, you'll see a boy sitting there, rubbing the back of his head and frowning at the toucans who're laughing at him]

--What do you mean, Dodge Roll is just another sommersault now?!

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[lordoverflowers]

*is also laughing at you o/*

[lordoverflowers]

That could never happen.

[anenduringoath]

Hate to break it to you, but the rules of the world apply to you, too.

[lordoverflowers]

Dust wouldn't dare land on the shoes of the Great Myself.

[anenduringoath]

[eyeing your shoes, where it ... totally did]

[lordoverflowers]

Clean it off.

[anenduringoath]

Why should I? Shoes get dirty.

[lordoverflowers]

Not my shoes.

[anenduringoath]

Too late for that!

[lordoverflowers]

*OH NO YOU DINNIT*

Do you want to try that roll again?

[anenduringoath]

[OH YES I DIIIIIID]

Already did! And didn't do too badly, so there.

[lordoverflowers]

*HOWS ABOUT TRYING IT WITH MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS, BASTARD*

[anenduringoath]

[DODGE ROLL IS, IN FACT, NOT JUST ANOTHER SOMMERSAULT]

[on my feet behind you]

Too slow!

[immelmahhhnn]

It's the lazy boy!

[lordoverflowers]

It's the bastard cook.

[immelmahhhnn]

I never said I cooked!