ITP: "Toilets Are Always Funny!"

[sharpmaskedman]

Gangway, coming through

Comments

[maestrobater]

[yelps and goes skidding out of the way]

Was that a kitchen sink?!

[maestrobater]

It's applicable to culture and high minded ideals not--not--toilet humor!

[sharpmaskedman]

Come on, you know the old saying: "When life gives you toilets..."

[maestrobater]

Run far away from them when they start falling?

[sharpmaskedman]

... close enough. I should get that done up in embroidery and hang it in my office.

[maestrobater]

What kind of office would that be?

[sharpmaskedman]

Well, I've got pinewood paneling and a really nice writing desk... And one of those leather office chairs on wheels that recline!

[maestrobater]

So it's not a janitor closet.

[sharpmaskedman]

Well, it was, but I expanding by removing a wall and taking over a stall in the men's room.

[maestrobater]

[oh sarcastic ones, joy]

Whatever you do in private with a mask is no business of mine.

[sharpmaskedman]

Who needs a mask in private? No, my displays tend to be public.

[maestrobater]

[sharpmaskedman]

Get your mind out of the toilet, pal, before the toilet ends up in your mind.

[lordoverflowers]

*lolololol you almost got killed by something I've never and will never see in my life o/*

[maestrobater]

[what do you use a catheter?]

Idiot! Get out of the way before you end up wearing a toilet seat for a crown!

[lordoverflowers]

*they're all probably decorated to look like...something COOL*

Do you think I'll fall for that?