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[sparklybite]

[in the library, in a well-lit part, there is one sparkly vampire surrounded by books while sitting in a large chair with his legs crossed. on his right! there is a pile of manga, mostly shoujo, and on his left, three, thick black books with the titles of Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse]

I wonder what I should start with first ...

It would be

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[nonconfections]

[is stacking copies of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Like... a snow fort. Made out of books.]

[nonconfections]

PENIS INSPECTION.

[goingapostle]

[goingapostle]

I believe this is the point where I say that I'm not interested.

[nonconfections]

It's mandatory. What if something bad happened to it?

[goingapostle]

Nothing bad would have happened to it ... I would know better than you would.

[nonconfections]

Bet you haven't seen it in forever!

[goingapostle]

That's a pointless suggestion.

[nonconfections]

But true, huh.