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[thewhyincision]

Excuse me. My name's Special Agent Dana Scully; I'm with the FBI. There's been reports of freak weather patterns here, and my partner and I have been sent down here to investigate them. If you have any information about the recent bizarre weather, I'd like to talk to you.

If anyone's seen Agent Mulder, I'd also like to talk to them.

((a-agent

Comments

[_overshadowed_]

Is Mr. Mulder in trouble?

[_overshadowed_]

*sets...a bush on fire instead*

[federalparanoia]

SCULLY. SCULLY. A BURNING BUSH. YOU'LL LOVE THIS.

[_overshadowed_]

It works better if she actually sees me do it, you know.

But don't call me an alien.

[federalparanoia]

If I give you $5 will you do it again?

[_overshadowed_]

Only one more time.

[thewhyincision]

I don't think Agent Mulder's in trouble.

[_overshadowed_]

You sound unsure.

[thewhyincision]

He's very good at getting himself in trouble.

[_overshadowed_]

I'm really surprised he hasn't been shot yet... Though not by lack of trying on his part...

[thewhyincision]

He's only had a few minutes.

[_overshadowed_]

He's been here for MONTHS. Long months. Of calling me a bug eyed alien and asking for to do weird things.

[thewhyincision]

...months.

[_overshadowed_]

Several months. Of him.