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[thepiesthelimit]

*If you look in on the Mess Hall today, you might spot a tiny griffin sitting on one of the tables. Next to her is a covered basket.

It smells delicious.*

U-um, does anyone want pie? I can't seem to find the customer at all, and it will be a waste if it goes stale...

((WRAUGH have to drop this post for now. s-sob internet STOP BEING A HOOKER

Comments

[galacticfairy]

And a small salad.

[thepiesthelimit]

But...w-we don't have salad.

[galacticfairy]

I suggest that you find one.

[thepiesthelimit]

Why?

[2nd_slinger]

[The fact that you're a talking wingaling thing is secondary to the fact that you have pie.]

Somebody mentioned delicious food...?

[thepiesthelimit]

In the basket! It's a big one, so lots of people can have some.

[2nd_slinger]

Now that's my kinda teamwork.

[thepiesthelimit]

Pardon?

[dancemecanique]

Pie!

[thepiesthelimit]

Would you like a piece?

[dancemecanique]

Yes please~

[thepiesthelimit]

*pushes the basket forward*

I'm afraid I can't use a knife.

[thegooddouche]

...a monster selling pie?

[thepiesthelimit]

I'm n-not a monster! I'm a Griffin.

[thegooddouche]

Like the ones in stories? You seem pretty small for one.

[thepiesthelimit]

I'm--not very old, that's all.

[maousownjesus]

Pie?

[norandombattle]

Get me that pie-nyan!

[maousownjesus]

...I don't think you can have the whole pie, Sheila.

[norandombattle]

Oh, I think I can!