[Barrier Research Group #3]

[its_the_mask]

[With the return of the Mess Hall and the Mess Hall bulletin board has come a neat sign, something along the lines of this:

Barrier Research Group Meeting

Comments

[jackintomyport]

*trundling in on his wagon*

So guys, ... I see I'm not the only one.

[jackintomyport]

*grooming get? d-don't tell your boyfriend; he might shoot me*

It would. And the tools would fit too.

[bulletwthmyname]

[my boyfriend may or may not be hearing about this]

They would.

...so is this some kind of monkey thing?

[jackintomyport]

*I'm so dead*

Err, yeah. Communal grooming thing. I think.

*you has purty groomable hair*

[bulletwthmyname]

[or he will just never stop mocking you ever. it's hard to tell]

Huh. All right. There's nothing interesting in there, though. I showered this morning.

[it seems to bring all the boys to the yard. and all the monkeys]

[jackintomyport]

Yeah, definitely the height of cleanliness there.

*i-is mostly finished?*

[bulletwthmyname]

[does not actually mind as much as the bitchiness would indicate, and Harper should actually have an odd sense of that coming through whenever his hands touch Ash's skin]

Glad to have your seal of primate approval.

[jackintomyport]

I appreciate cleanliness as much as the next guy.

*is getting that. but is finished. you've now been monkey-groomed!*

[bulletwthmyname]

I'm happy to know that my head is clean and coiffed to someone's standard.

[reaching up and skritching the top of the tiny!monkey's head with two fingers]

[jackintomyport]

*tiny monkey likes that. probably more than he thinks he should*

To anyone's standards, I'd think.

[bulletwthmyname]

[gives a brief skritch before dropping his hand. let us not give my husband reasons to maim you]

A hairstylist, too, are you? I think mine's pretty hopeless.

[jackintomyport]

*hopping down*

Not a hair-stylest exactly but I did make Rommie's hair.

[bulletwthmyname]

[rolling how now de-monkeyed shoulders]

I'm assuming this is an act worth being proud of?

[jackintomyport]

Rommie is an android like Mal. And unless you're looking really close you can't tell her from a normal human. I'd say that's something to be proud of.

[bulletwthmyname]

I suppose it is, yeah.

[jackintomyport]

*droopy monkey*

God, I miss her.