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sod_off_spark May 12 2008, 21:52:18 UTC
*This is a laptop. It is sitting in the labs somewhere. You may hear a voice speaking from it, pleading for a lift. It's also being broadcast on several radio and subspace frequencies. As loudly and urgently as possible.*

Oh come on, give me a lift! I've got places to go, people to rescue! Please, just this once? I don't hardly weigh anything at all! I'll optimize your computer security for you! You'll never get another virus, I swear!

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just_wes May 12 2008, 21:55:05 UTC
... sorry, no.

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sod_off_spark May 12 2008, 22:03:54 UTC
. . . Yeah, that's what they said too. You can't blame me for trying, its an elegant ship, if not a very war-like one. Not that I'm in any position to be picky about potential rides.

So. Should I be congratulating you or giving you a 'get well soon' card for your Stockholm syndrome?

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just_wes May 12 2008, 22:10:41 UTC
We're explorers, she's not constructed for wars.

I think I'll choose congratulating.

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fake_alchemist May 12 2008, 21:55:23 UTC
What's the rush?

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just_wes May 12 2008, 21:56:48 UTC
Time to go home, Russ.

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fake_alchemist May 12 2008, 21:58:55 UTC
What, already? Don't tell me you're just going to walk off.

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just_wes May 12 2008, 22:02:09 UTC
I didn't plan to, no. But there won't be a goodbye party, neither.

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plastic_pal May 12 2008, 21:56:56 UTC
[there is a robot staring skyward for a few moments. Then it slumps dejectedly]

It hates me.

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just_wes May 12 2008, 21:58:37 UTC
I'm sure she's not really capable of hating anyone.

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plastic_pal May 12 2008, 22:03:03 UTC
Just ask it. It wants me to jump in a black hole.

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just_wes May 12 2008, 22:11:10 UTC
I doubt our board computer is that hostile.

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im_impulse May 12 2008, 21:57:51 UTC
...neat.

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just_wes May 12 2008, 22:00:42 UTC
Yes.

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im_impulse May 12 2008, 22:02:27 UTC
The paintjob'd be better with flames I think but it's a cool rocket/spaceship thing!

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just_wes May 12 2008, 22:11:53 UTC
Unfortunately Starfleet is rather strict about the design, but thank you.

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knowing_smile May 12 2008, 22:25:02 UTC
... in a rush?

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just_wes May 12 2008, 22:29:29 UTC
I was granted time to make my farewells.

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knowing_smile May 12 2008, 22:39:43 UTC
... ah. I see.

Just you?

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just_wes May 12 2008, 22:43:59 UTC
Yes. Just me. I asked. Several times.

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