*This is a laptop. It is sitting in the labs somewhere. You may hear a voice speaking from it, pleading for a lift. It's also being broadcast on several radio and subspace frequencies. As loudly and urgently as possible.*
Oh come on, give me a lift! I've got places to go, people to rescue! Please, just this once? I don't hardly weigh anything at all! I'll optimize your computer security for you! You'll never get another virus, I swear!
. . . Yeah, that's what they said too. You can't blame me for trying, its an elegant ship, if not a very war-like one. Not that I'm in any position to be picky about potential rides.
So. Should I be congratulating you or giving you a 'get well soon' card for your Stockholm syndrome?
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Oh come on, give me a lift! I've got places to go, people to rescue! Please, just this once? I don't hardly weigh anything at all! I'll optimize your computer security for you! You'll never get another virus, I swear!
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So. Should I be congratulating you or giving you a 'get well soon' card for your Stockholm syndrome?
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I think I'll choose congratulating.
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It hates me.
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Just you?
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