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[i_am_not_food]

Most of the zombies seem not to like the smell of sink cleaner much, though I somehow doubt that'll help the rest of you lot much. Pretty sure the squirrels have managed to graffiti my armor (again) anyhow; am wondering just where they got spray paint, and how such tiny dead things manage to carry it in the first place

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[hindsight]

Everything will be solved once you have sex with me! And Axl. And Zero. And uh. The zombie walking into the wall?

[axl_bullets]

WE'RE BUILT. LIKE, IN SCIENCE LABS. OR MAYBE FACTORIES. D:

[hindsight]

That's what you think.

[axl_bullets]

It's true! D:

[hindsight]

They never told you the truth, did they?

[axl_bullets]

Yes they did! We're built! D:

[hindsight]

That's what they want you to think.

[axl_bullets]

Why would they lie? D:

[hindsight]

To keep the truth away from you. They don't want you to know that you have a mommy and daddy out there.

[axl_bullets]

But I don't! D:

[hindsight]

You do. And every night they cry and cry and cry, because their baby doesn't know they exist. D:

[axl_bullets]

If I had a mommy and a daddy, they wouldn't have left me in the streets to get raised by bounty hunters! >:O

And how would you know all this anyway? D:

[hindsight]

What makes you think they had a choice? You were forcefully taken from them! D:

I've always been watching you.

[axl_bullets]

But reploids don't age physically like humans do! I've always looked like this! I was built to look like this wasn't I?

[hindsight]

They've been erasing and rewriting your memory every year. D:

[axl_bullets]

THEY WOULDN'T DO THAT. D: