Step 3: profit

Apr 23, 2008 18:55

*near where the mess hall used to be there are tables, a refrigeration unit, a chair and one smug looking engineer. The tables are filled with all sorts of long shelf-life food-stuffs, some of which probably used to belong to said mess hall. Above all this is a sign:

HARPER'S YE OLDE TYME SNACK SHOPPE
Half price today only
bartering with spare parts welcome*

Come one, come all. Because I'm the guy who plans ahead and no, I didn't know the mess hall was gonna blow up and very generous I've decided to share my stores with everybody.

*oh, and for the especially adventurous there's an nuclear waste oil can fire with strips of mystery meat roasting away. It's probably irradiated (not to mention overcooked), but that's camp for you.*

((Harper hoards food (and anything remotely useful, actually) and is the type of guy to try and make a fast buck off this sort of thing. The food is safe, if possibly stale, and the meat... you don't want to know where the meat came from. Eat the meat at your own risk.))
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