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Attention, attention. Is everyone listening now? Good. Because I've got something important to say.
It's come to my attention a majority of you have unresolved issues. Love problems, little everyday stumbling blocks, the works. Well, you're in luck, because just this once, I'm offering you a chance to benefit from my vast store of knowledge. That's right. You talk about your problems, and I'll give you advice! You should be grateful for this one-of-a-kind opportunity.
Ask away.
((My metacanon loves me. Thus! Advice post! You can be anon or signed in, whatever floats your boat. Feel free to give advice to others, too! EDIT: SLOW SLOW SLOW. G-guys I love you all but I don't know how long it's going to take me to get to new comments, as a warning. EDIT^2: Slowin' down.))
It's come to my attention a majority of you have unresolved issues. Love problems, little everyday stumbling blocks, the works. Well, you're in luck, because just this once, I'm offering you a chance to benefit from my vast store of knowledge. That's right. You talk about your problems, and I'll give you advice! You should be grateful for this one-of-a-kind opportunity.
Ask away.
((My metacanon loves me. Thus! Advice post! You can be anon or signed in, whatever floats your boat. Feel free to give advice to others, too! EDIT: SLOW SLOW SLOW. G-guys I love you all but I don't know how long it's going to take me to get to new comments, as a warning. EDIT^2: Slowin' down.))