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[latrine_orderly]

"Anubial Dog Head?" Boy, the ACROSS base sure has a lot of strange things... I wonder what this button does..

((It's time to break out Daily Puppy, guys, because in this post, everyone is a dog. Except for Excel.

ETA: EXCEL IS TAKING A DOGNAP. Keep on being dogs. :

ETA2: Dang, guys, sleep is awesome.))

Comments

[capthlock_rage]

What the --

Oh, not again!

[o_sarchasm]

[adorable headbutt of WRATH. except it's probably just gonna hit you in the mouth. I FEAR NO TEETH.]

[capthlock_rage]

--ow, you freak, what is your SKULL MADE OF?!

[BITES YOUR LEG 8E]

[o_sarchasm]

[yelps and GOES IN FOR ANOTHER HEADBUTT]

[capthlock_rage]

[kicking at you with my TINY PUPPY LEGS]

[o_sarchasm]

[maul!!1 KILL!!]

[capthlock_rage]

[tiny, completely unthreatening growl]

[... chomping down on one of your RIDICULOUSLY HUGE PEASANT PAWS]

[o_sarchasm]

[just. putting ALL OF HIS WEIGHT on that paw. I HOPE YOU CHOKE. >(]

[capthlock_rage]

Hmn ghnmmnmgf mn hnggggghkkkk--

[AUGH I CAN TASTE EVERYWHERE YOU'VE BEEN]

[o_sarchasm]

Sorry, what? I can't hear you!

[capthlock_rage]

[BITING DOWN HARDER DESPITE THE CHOKING]

[o_sarchasm]

[o-oh shit WELL THAT HURTS. stepping on your STOMACH and trying to pull his front paw free]

[capthlock_rage]

[OW, NOT MY STOMACH, I'M SQUISHY THERE]

[letting go of your paw (but snapping at it once more for good measure afterwards), and trying to twist out from under the other one while he still can]

[o_sarchasm]

[wow am I bleeding? I WONDER WHAT BLOOD TASTES LIKE TO A DOG boy this is distracting]

[capthlock_rage]

[Getting to his feet and looking like he just licked something really unpleasant. Which he did.]

Augh, that's disgusting!

[o_sarchasm]

[HOLDING HIS PAW OUT]

[AND COMING CLOSER]

[ENJOY YOUR PEASANT AIDS]