The Magic Bag~

[overllamatic]

[in the middle of camp, there is a moment of silence as a young man fiddles with some dials on a megaphone, but not long after, goodbye silence

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[banhammer]

How about some peace and quiet?

[banhammer]

[ignoring the flailing in favor of opening the bag]

What the-?

[eat_it_hawking]

[the bag is empty but-]

Ah, hello?

[banhammer]

Who's there?

[overllamatic]

Fred, noooooo...

[eat_it_hawking]

[and then suddenly a light sparks into life inside the bag]

I'm Fred. It's nice to meet you.

[banhammer]

A talking...light?

[eat_it_hawking]

[chuckles] No, of course not. Light is simply one of my emissions.

[banhammer]

Are earplugs covered in these emissions?

[eat_it_hawking]

If by earplugs you mean that bit of matter I emitted a moment ago, then yes.

[banhammer]

That's what they're known as. They block soundwaves and go into the ear canal.

Do you do this normally? Emitting things you have no idea about the purpose of?

[eat_it_hawking]

Well, usually not so much in a row, but I have to emit them every once in a while or it starts to get uncomfortable. But Keigo said that this would make people happy, and I like being able to make people happy!

[banhammer]

I see. Well, I'm glad that someone around here has some pure motives.

[overllamatic]

Hey!

[banhammer]

Oh? Have something you'd like to add?

[overllamatic]

I simply would like to make it known that I resent that implication. [might be pouting a bit]