[on a computer near you~!]
[you -- yes, you -- have just received the following by e-mail]
Young, lonely hermaphrodite seeks tall, single, male-shaped camper or counselor for snuggles, bedsharing, and late-night conversation.
No experience necessary!
[and out in the woods, there is a hermaphrodite setting his laptop on fire]
Young, lonely hermaphrodite seeks tall, single, male-shaped camper or counselor for snuggles, bedsharing, and late-night conversation.
No experience necessary!
[and out in the woods, there is a hermaphrodite setting his laptop on fire]