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Attention, female populace of Camp Fuck You Die!
As Valentine's Day approaches, I feel it important to say this. I know it's heartless of me to put it like this, so impersonal and all, not just pulling you all aside in private, but this way you won't get your hopes up, right? So here goes: I'm not interested in you.
That said, if you want to give me obligation chocolate, feel free. Or confession chocolate, I'll accept that too, but I'll have to turn you down again, because, you know, not interested in you. Sure, I don't like sweets, but that's not the point: it's Valentine's Day, of course I'll accept chocolates. As many as I need to. I fully expect my popularity to be on full display.
You ladies wouldn't mind getting the same chocolates back for White Day, right?
((OOC: ...mom on the phone, might be a bit before I get off XD o/ Annnd dinner. Back in a bit! o/ Okay, slowing down. I'll try to answer threads tomorrow in between actual V-day activities!))
As Valentine's Day approaches, I feel it important to say this. I know it's heartless of me to put it like this, so impersonal and all, not just pulling you all aside in private, but this way you won't get your hopes up, right? So here goes: I'm not interested in you.
That said, if you want to give me obligation chocolate, feel free. Or confession chocolate, I'll accept that too, but I'll have to turn you down again, because, you know, not interested in you. Sure, I don't like sweets, but that's not the point: it's Valentine's Day, of course I'll accept chocolates. As many as I need to. I fully expect my popularity to be on full display.
You ladies wouldn't mind getting the same chocolates back for White Day, right?
((OOC: ...mom on the phone, might be a bit before I get off XD o/ Annnd dinner. Back in a bit! o/ Okay, slowing down. I'll try to answer threads tomorrow in between actual V-day activities!))