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[nonconfections]

What are your thoughts on spontaneous human combustion?

(ooc: someone forgot they had early work tomorrow. OR WAS IN DENIAL will pick up tomorrow whoops sorry guys |D; )

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[nonconfections]

Usually it's boom splat, I think. Orrr like melty melty dribble oooooze.

[nonconfections]

I've never seen a fwoosh fwoosh before.

[ofthestorm]

I prefer spontaneous combustion of things that are not humans. Or animals. I like FAMILY-FRIENDLY spontaneous combustion!

[nonconfections]

Buuu. Boring!

[ofthestorm]

But it has all the fun of explosions and none of the casualties!

[nonconfections]

...

[gri~in]

[shootthestars]

. . . I definitely know what human means!

[nonconfections]

People who explode.

[shootthestars]

Yeah, yeah, I know it's peopl-WHY ARE THEY EXPLODING?!

[nonconfections]

Do you really wanna know?

[water_tech]

Not possible. There would need to be an outside interference. So it couldn't be spontaneous.

[nonconfections]

Not if they're full of drugs!

[water_tech]

Then it's not spontaneous. It has a trigger waiting to go off. If it's spontaneous, wouldn't it just go off for no real reason?

[nonconfections]

It does! Sort of. Maybe.

[o_sarchasm]

There's no such thing.

[nonconfections]

Is too. I've seen it happen.

[o_sarchasm]

No way. A person can't just explode without some kind of external source of ignition.

[nonconfections]

You're dumb.