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[vore_crimes]

So. My comrades and I eat people. One simple question: who wants to be eaten by us? Volunteers welcome.

Note: if you try to attack us because of the "we eat people" thing? You can damn well bet I'll consider that volunteering.

That upfront and honest, even Argilla can't have a problem with it, right?

ETA: ...Wrong. So if instead you wanna go

Comments

[ovoretherainbow]

Heat's so blunt, ja? Do dey really volunteer?

[ovoretherainbow]

You're being mean~

[vore_crimes]

Wow! I bet that's a surprise.

[ovoretherainbow]

Nope!

[vore_crimes]

I'll kick you.

[ovoretherainbow]

But dat would prove me right!

[vore_crimes]

You know what, Cielo?

[kicks]

You are right. I'll admit it. You're completely right about this.

[ovoretherainbow]

Ow. But as long as I'm right!

[vore_crimes]

That's just a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

[ovoretherainbow]

Generous of you bro!

[vore_crimes]

I'm so generous, I know.

[ovoretherainbow]

Ja! Well, not really.

[vore_crimes]

[thumps him on the top of the head] I know, okay? I get that!

[ovoretherainbow]

[totally laughing at you!]

[vore_crimes]

Tch

[ovoretherainbow]

You're fun to tease!