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[toiletseat_girl]

. . . I did it again.

Cool.

((EDIT: Crashing now, will return tomorrow. <33 Dehiatusish? There is one small, eight year old girl wandering through camp as though looking for specific people or places.))

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[parasol_hero]

Why, hello there, George! May I help you?

[parasol_hero]

I wouldn't be marrying her if she weren't!

Of course you do!

[toiletseat_girl]

You're getting married?! When? Can I come?

How do I do it? Hang on real tight?

[parasol_hero]

I'm not sure when it's going to happen, but there's no question about you being on the guest list!

Yes, hang onto the handle, please.

[and holding onto the handle as well as George, then leaping about eight feet into the air!]

[toiletseat_girl]

Okay! An' I could try and help, too, if -- that's okay?

*nods seriously and does as she's told*

*and, squeals gleefully as she's carried up into the sky!*

[parasol_hero]

It most certainly is! These things require a great deal of planning, after all.

[hovering along on the wind]

It's quite the convenient means of travel, isn't it?

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah, and they need people, too. You know, the ones who have to wear the funny-looking dresses.

*staring at camp beneath her, wearing a big smile and wide eyes*

*nods vigorously* Yup! You don't have to find a parking space or anything. And it's cooler to fly like this than drive places.

[parasol_hero]

I'm not too sure I'd want anyone in funny-looking dresses at my wedding. It's quite unjust to stuff a person into something so undignified!

[slowly hovering back down, but landing on a tree branch this time]

Not to mention, it's quite the asset in battle, too!

[toiletseat_girl]

That's good, 'cause I had to go to this one an' they made them dress in orange dresses with big bows on the butt. They looked like jack o'lanterns! It was stupid.

*still looking around and grinning*

Yeah? 'Cause you can get way above people?

[parasol_hero]

That's utterly horrifying! The only reason anyone ought to wear something like that is as a punishment of some sort!

[floating them both down to the ground, via parasol]

Exactly! Not to mention, it's quite the unexpected maneuver for me to put into action and it gives me the element of surprise!

[toiletseat_girl]

Mom says it was 'cause the bride wasn't pretty so the other girls had to be not pretty too. But you're pretty and Tayuya is pretty so you won't have to be that mean.

*grinning up at her*

Yeah! Parachutes are huge and people can see 'em, but your parasol is little. That's way better.

[parasol_hero]

Why, you're very sweet to say such a thing in my case, George! Of course, in Tayuya's case, that's certainly the truth!

Well, I'd be happy to ferry you around camp, you just have to ask!

[toiletseat_girl]

But it's true for you, too! You have real pretty hair.

I will. I will lots! If that's --- okay?

[parasol_hero]

[going very pink and bringing a hand up to her bangs]
Really?! I...I'm very moved that you think so! Thank you, George!

It's perfectly fine with me. It's not every day I come across a fellow appreciator of parasols, you know!

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah, really. Wouldn't say if if I didn't mean it, so you don't have to say thank you or anything.

Really? How come? Yours is cool, it's nicer than some dumb umbrella.

[parasol_hero]

[beams~]

Nevertheless, it's appreciated!

Well, I think so, too, but I figure the colour of it, as well as the ruffles, doesn't exactly create an image befitting for a Hero, but that just makes it work in my favour when I do things like this!

[standing well away from George]

Burning Parasol!

[Parasol is now one (1) fireball onnastick. Hero enjoys showing off far too much]