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[ichigoyouidiot]

What a useless raid. The only thing we found in the camp director's cabin were some Cheetoes (food, apparently, though I can't imagine eating them) and something called condoms. I picked them up because I can use them to bargain for real food.

I'm in hiding now, since Ichigo's looking for me. I don't know why he's so angry at me. I wasn't the one

Comments

[ichigoyouidiot]

Damn. I should have known there was a reason no one else took them.

[23crayons]

..balloons? You could organize a party with water-balloon fights. :D

[blazefireslayer]

Shinn sleeps with everyone, try Shinn.

[auel_fixation]

The last thing the world needs is mini-Shinns, thanks.

[xen0glossy]

Correction: Shinn would sleep with anyone, if anyone would actually let him near them. As it is, though, I don't think he has much need for condoms. He just wishes he did.

[fowl_industries]

I should have known there wouldn't be anything useful there. It's not like they do any work.

Glad no one noticed me taking the spare set of keys.

[vega_highwell]

are they flavored??? :D

[ichigoyouidiot]

I don't think I understand. Why would these condoms be flavored? Are they food?

[vega_highwell]

I don't think so.... Occhi-sensei said it's just to make things interesting??

Open it and taste it!! What flavor is it??

[ichigoyouidiot]

One says "plum passion" and another one says "tangerine tickle."

I don't think I like the sound of "blow me banana."

[speakingisnot]

...

...I'm not explaining this one to you.