Camp Bachelor(ette) Auctions: Male Campers

[officialrapier]

The second day of The Camp Fuck You Die Bachelor and Bachelorette Auctions has arrived. Please bear with me.

It is time for the male campers to step up to the plate.

(( A character will start a thread (with their name in the subject line); bidders will respond; an auctioneer will pick up and start running it. The auction ends by mutual consent of

Comments

Tamaki Suoh - rich, beautiful, and not adverse to dressing up in ridiculous outfits

[second_daddy]

Gentle ladies of camp... bid as you will.

Re: Tamaki Suoh - rich, beautiful, and not adverse to dressing up in ridiculous outfits

[brazeofglory]

How much would you say you could lift?

Re: Tamaki Suoh - rich, beautiful, and not adverse to dressing up in ridiculous outfits

[second_daddy]

All of your sorrows, fair lady.

Re: Tamaki Suoh - rich, beautiful, and not adverse to dressing up in ridiculous outfits

[brazeofglory]

I've some fairly heavy sorrows!

Re: Shindou Shuichi: Real (manly) pop idols like pink <3

[write_it_in]

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((stolen wireless while visiting family -- may be spotty))

Re: Shindou Shuichi: Real (manly) pop idols like pink <3

[write_it_in]

. . .

Rabi: Handsome and can do your homework

[sillyrabitricks]

...oh.

Re: Rabi: Handsome and can do your homework

[sistercomplex]

You really do homework, Rabi?

Re: Rabi: Handsome and can do your homework

[sillyrabitricks]

Only for tiny evil Noahs.

Re: Rabi: Handsome and can do your homework

[sistercomplex]

What sorta homework would Rhode have anyway?

Mudou Setsuna: Your personal jesus. With a twist!

[sistercomplex]

-- I call technicality error!

Re: Mudou Setsuna: Your personal jesus. With a twist!

[sillyrabitricks]

I WILL BE YOUR AUCTIONEER

Who wants their own~

Personal~

Jesus~

Re: Mudou Setsuna: Your personal jesus. With a twist!

[sistercomplex]

... At least you didn't go with the baby jesus one -- Wait a minute, I can't be auctioned! I'm not single!

Re: Mudou Setsuna: Your personal jesus. With a twist!

[sillyrabitricks]

Tough cookies.

Lex Luthor: Stole forty hearts. Was one yours??

[thats_terrible]

Interesting.

Re: Lex Luthor: Stole forty hearts. Was one yours??

[sistercomplex]

Wow that's one hideous pick-up line.

Re: Lex Luthor: Stole forty hearts. Was one yours??

[thats_terrible]

Thank you, it's not mine.

Re: Lex Luthor: Stole forty hearts. Was one yours??

[sistercomplex]

This should be hilarious. Can I do the auctioneer thing for you?