[Need a cabin? Look no further.]

[skullkingabout]

[The graveyard -- yes, that graveyard -- has a new addition! A crypt has sprung up, as if out of nowhere. The 'Rest In Peace' sign is fresh and those spiderwebs look like they've only just been spun. Next to the intricately carved stone gargoyles is a neat sign, written in spidery hand writing:

VACANCIES.
Apply within.

Living welcome. Or, in

Comments

[eatenbyadru]

Are you trying to lure them in?

[skullkingabout]

I think the crypt really speaks for itself.

[eatenbyadru]

Oh yes, of course it does.

[skullkingabout]

Do you like what it's saying?

[gettin_fired_up]

....huuuuuh?

[skullkingabout]

[In your personal space!]

Looking for somewhere to stay?

[gettin_fired_up]

N-no thanks! I've got a place!!!

[skullkingabout]

You do?

[suchgreatforce]

Oooh, wow!

[skullkingabout]

[Over you shoulder.]

Ah, you like it?

[suchgreatforce]

[turns--]

Yeah! It looks very--

[and jumps.]

AH! ...Oh! Another one! I wasn't expecting another skeleton! Hello! It's nice to meet you.

[skullkingabout]

And it's nice to meet you. Jack Skellington, in the bone.

[get_sometail]

I think it's gonna need some major redecorating.

[skullkingabout]

[Behind you!]

But I've just finished decorating!

[get_sometail]

[Tail standing STRAIGHT UP!]

YIKES!

[skullkingabout]

Do you think it needs more spiderwebs?

[like_im_blind]

How perfect~

[skullkingabout]

Perfect, you say? Why, I'm flattered!

[like_im_blind]

... well now!

[skullkingabout]

Looking for a place to stay?