(no subject)
[a piercing, soul-crushing laugh is broadcasting nonstop throughout camp via the loudspeaker. there is no escape. meanwhile...]
Attention, Earthlings. This is Corporal Giroro of the Space Invasion Special Tactics Platoon speaking. Irritating to me and amusing to your Director, I'll be filling in as your new selfdefenseforyoungwomen's instructor. Of course, the more incompetent specimens of the male sex may attend the drills as well -- just don't expect me to go easy on your pride.
If you have any further questions, I won't be answering them.
... and as for that laugh, trust me -- you'll be better off not associating with a guy like him.
Attention, Earthlings. This is Corporal Giroro of the Space Invasion Special Tactics Platoon speaking. Irritating to me and amusing to your Director, I'll be filling in as your new selfdefenseforyoungwomen's instructor. Of course, the more incompetent specimens of the male sex may attend the drills as well -- just don't expect me to go easy on your pride.
If you have any further questions, I won't be answering them.
... and as for that laugh, trust me -- you'll be better off not associating with a guy like him.