Morning after the dream post.

[403rtfm]

[Down in the caves, if you listen, you may hear a muffled thumping sound from the direction of the Xenosaga labs.

[Also, screaming. It's muffled as well.]

OW.

...WHERE AM I AND WHAT'S GOING ON HE--OW!!

[There is a twelve-year-old-girl in distress! Come investigate. You know you want to.]

Comments

[letshilbertluv]

[Two bright red eyes light up in the darkness]

Please do not damage the maintenance module.

[letshilbertluv]

[It is delicious hot chocolate]

There are no other cooling units in this laboratory.

[403rtfm]

...oh. I guess that. Makes sense. Is that safe, though?

[takes a cautious sip, so as not to burn her tongue.]

...um. Thanks.

[letshilbertluv]

The cross contamination risk is 0.7%.

[403rtfm]

Well, that's not too bad, but humans make errors. What if somebody wanted gatorade but accidentally picked up aqua regis instead or something?

[letshilbertluv]

I would remove the corpse, dis-infect, and mark that the aqua regis had been depleted and that new stock may be required.

[403rtfm]

...it's just usually the entire point of having a biohazard fridge is so that things don't get mixed up like that.

[letshilbertluv]

[This is my total zen over Darwin awards]

[403rtfm]

But I guess people do it the other way around all the time.

[letshilbertluv]

[Nods]

Are you ready to leave?

[403rtfm]

Huh? Oh, yeah, but... what about all these other people?

[letshilbertluv]

[This is the face that says you're more trouble then you're worth]

I will wait.

[403rtfm]

It's okay, you can worry about clearing out all these other people. I'll see myself out.

[pulls a string of glowey blue characters from out of nowhere 8)]

[letshilbertluv]

[Oooh, that's new]

[403rtfm]

...oh yeah--do you guys have a sink or something for this?

[waves the mug she'd been drinking out of]

[letshilbertluv]

Affirmative.

[Holds hand out for the mug]