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Nov 19, 2007 17:36

Greetings, salutations, felicitations, dear campers.

I would like to a very important issue regarding the conditions in this camp, more specifically, the horrid and unfair treatment of the dear campers despite the incredibly long period of time we've been here. Why, one would even dare make the suggestion that perhaps enriching our lives with some luxury items would be most beneficial for the well-being of everyone around here, which should ensure a quicker determination of who actually belongs here (And I daresay assure you, I do not.)

But that is not the main issue I wish to discuss. Rather, a very dear precious commodity of ours, the beloved pie vine that resides in our cabin, has been suffering from some unknown ill-effects. And unfortunately has been producing some very sub-standard pies. Goodness knows that we wouldn't want the poor thing to deteriorate any further, as who knows what effects it may pass over to the diners. It must be nursed back to it's original, vibrant and youthful condition!

That is to say... Is there a plant doctor in the house?

((Edit: Dinnertime. Will be back. Shinn and Kira still around!BACK))
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