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[herebe_dragons]

[So, some of you in the main area of camp may feel a bit of a tremor going through the ground. Don’t panic! It’s not an earthquake or anything, it’s just a... very large dragon that just landed in the middle of camp, disconsolately dropping the mangled carcass of a robo-cow to the ground

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[ascendthethorns]

What?

[herebe_dragons]

Oh, I'm sorry! I must not have been clear. I am looking for some kind of animal to eat, as I am very hungry

[ascendthethorns]

Hmn. That you were clear on. I do not intend to provide you with an answer, however, until you have offered some yourself. You. You are a dragon? Always? And what brought you here?

[herebe_dragons]

[blinks] Of course I am always a dragon! I am not sure what else I would be, after all.

As for what brought me here, I was sent on a scouting mission to "Louisiana", which was a lot further away than I first anticipated.

[inurbase]

[woaaaaaaaah you're huge]

[herebe_dragons]

[leaning his head down a bit]

I hope I did not alarm any of you with my sudden arrival-- I was simply scouting the territory here!

[inurbase]

It's okay! Did you see anything interesting?

[herebe_dragons]

It is very different from the landscape in England, and the troops here are very unusual!

[helloinjapan]

Iyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[shinnanigans]

It's okay. If it eats you, the moogles'll bring you back.

[helloinjapan]

[whimper uwahuwaaaah]

[shinnanigans]

... unless it brings you back in its stomach.

[doesnot_compute]

[SHRIEKS]

((Placeholder, running out!))

[herebe_dragons]

Are you quite all right? I'm afraid it was a bit of a sudden landing-- the landing space here is not very large.

[doesnot_compute]

OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING DRAGON

[herebe_dragons]

Please do calm down, you are being very loud.

[shinnanigans]

Looks like someone went wild with the DRAGOON systems.

[herebe_dragons]

Dragoon? I'm afraid I do not know that breed of dragon. Are they native to these parts?

[shinnanigans]

... it's a kind of remote laser system.

Look, can people ride you or not?

[herebe_dragons]

Would you mind explaining what these "lasers" are? It is the second time I have heard someone mention them today!

Of course, I can be ridden! I'm afraid that I do not have my harness here, however, and it would be rather risky to attempt to carry passengers without such a restraint.