DO IT FOR THE ORPHANS!

[latrine_orderly]

Hello, everyone

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[inpignation]

--so what is the going rate for conquest, exactly?

[inpignation]

Sold! And have some left over halloween candy with it, huh, I've got more than I know what to do with.

[master_of_mon]

Candy is ALWAYS acceptable payment! Your donation won't go unappreciated.

[latrine_orderly]

Of course, ACROSS is a non-profit organization and our general conquest is free, but this is more of a personalized conquest.

[inpignation]

Hmmmm. Do I get a monogrammed pen?

[latrine_orderly]

That's an extra dollar.

[inpignation]

Well, if it's a good one, sure. What options have I got for my conquest; decent insurance?

[latrine_orderly]

Of course! We'll implement a far better health system than is currently used amongst the words' prominent societies! I hope that Ha-chan gets a chance to administrate the new health care system, because that seems right up her ally! I'd do it myself, but it's not my cup of IV, knowwhatImean? Do you know Hyatt?

[inpignation]

[p-processing]

--mess hall staff? Maid, timid, that kind of thing?

[latrine_orderly]

No, no, no. She bleeds on people.

[inpignation]

It really says something about camp that I'm having to narrow that down, huh. --not a zombie, right?

[latrine_orderly]

Nope! ...that we know of.

[inpignation]

--wait, run that last bit by me again.

[latrine_orderly]

No, really! She doesn't eat brains or anything like that! ...just a little blood...

[inpignation]

...

Are we talking strange breakfast tastes, or strange people tastes?

[latrine_orderly]

Seriously, though, she's a little odd, but she'd never hurt another human being! Purposely...