You may stop searching for me now.
While I appreciate the concern everyone has shown for me these past two days, I would like to assure the camp at large that I have safely returned home. Not quite by choice, mind you, but that is neither here nor there.
I have taken the liberty of placing myself under house arrest for the time being, so those worried about whether or not I mean them harm can hopefully rest easy.
I apologize for the trouble I have caused, and I am ashamed of my actions throughout the entire month of October.
And one final request: If you choose to visit the base, I ask that you please leave all oranges outside the door. I am not quite in the mood for being pelted with citrus. I hope you will understand.
I have taken the liberty of placing myself under house arrest for the time being, so those worried about whether or not I mean them harm can hopefully rest easy.
I apologize for the trouble I have caused, and I am ashamed of my actions throughout the entire month of October.
And one final request: If you choose to visit the base, I ask that you please leave all oranges outside the door. I am not quite in the mood for being pelted with citrus. I hope you will understand.