Re: Halloween
Hi, my name is Ari. I own the camp store, which I have been slacking on. But I'm the guy to see if you need cigarettes or...a pink Nintendo DS, since I just got in a crate of. Pink Nintendo DS...s.
But this isn't about the store.
This is about Halloween and October. Historically--as historical as you can get in this camp--October is a time where things will kick your ass. And sometimes things die. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE THE STORE KID.
WHO APPARENTLY TASTES LIKE ORANGE COOKIES.
AND THEN ALL HIS FRIENDS CRY AND ITS VERY AWKWARD.
This is also a restraining order against somebody and he knows who he is. DO NOT COME NEAR ME THIS MONTH I WILL SWORD YOU. Fuck you, camp. I am onto your tricks. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
...so uh. Be careful this month guys. Something will probably try to kill you. Moreso than usual.
But this isn't about the store.
This is about Halloween and October. Historically--as historical as you can get in this camp--October is a time where things will kick your ass. And sometimes things die. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE THE STORE KID.
WHO APPARENTLY TASTES LIKE ORANGE COOKIES.
AND THEN ALL HIS FRIENDS CRY AND ITS VERY AWKWARD.
This is also a restraining order against somebody and he knows who he is. DO NOT COME NEAR ME THIS MONTH I WILL SWORD YOU. Fuck you, camp. I am onto your tricks. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
...so uh. Be careful this month guys. Something will probably try to kill you. Moreso than usual.