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[bumpetysplat]

[Baaaaaaaaaby mutant, in ur mess hall! He's too small to reach anything, so he's just bamfing himself onto tables and taking other people's food. You wouldn't hurt the chibi, right? :D :D :D?]

((Kurt is not actually deaged, that would be too emotastic. He's just a mischievous little kid, all memories intact

Comments

[bumpetysplat]

[p-p-puppyelf eyes I just want a little]

[bumpetysplat]

You're big.

[punchthewhat]

... You could have asked.

[bumpetysplat]

Yes. [munch munch]

[punchthewhat]

Or at least say thank you.

[bumpetysplat]

[mouth full]

Thank you big person!

[im_ur_master]

*Yes. Yes the doll would hurt the chibi.*

How tasteless.

[bumpetysplat]

[I'm glad I didn't take your food.]

I agree. Needs salt.

[im_ur_master]

The food is perfectly fine if only lacking for a bit of pepper. Your table manners, however, are not, non-human.

[bumpetysplat]

.....okay?

[miss_34_c]

*mmmm, chocolate cake*

[bumpetysplat]

[baby mutant with a fork, sneaking up next to you on the bench]

[miss_34_c]

I have to get this recipe~ *too focused on the orgasmic great-tasting cake to notice*

[bumpetysplat]

[will you notice a forkful missing?]

[boomtoday]

I say!

Young wastrel, unhand that drumstick at once!

[bumpetysplat]

[meeeeeep o_O]

[boomtoday]

Be you some sort of spirit of ill-intent?

[bumpetysplat]

....I be..... um. Hungry?