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DEAR CAMP: there is evil afoot! A great and terrible evil, one that threatens the livelihood of diabetic night owls all over camp. Mostly myself, and no, I'm not a real diabetic. I have fallen prey to a fiend in the woods, a symbol of crime and debauchery, here in our very home. He does it all! He STEALS! He ANTAGONIZES! AND ALSO HE LITTERS. BEHOLD, THE FACE OF TERROR.
Such concentrated villainy has NO RIGHT TO GOOD FASHION. I personally find his mustache confounding. And, yes, this is completely hand-drawn...from...memory. Please note the chocolate bar in his hand. Do you think he just got that out of nowhere? No! He pried it from my cold fingers. And then threw the wrapper at me. Ruuuuude.
This is just a public service announcement to warn you all not to offer candy to strangers and...also to use the buddy system at night. Li is currently assisting with dispensing small wallet-sized photo IDs of this criminal. And, if you can't find a buddy for the buddy system, I would in fact be willing to sell him off to the highest bidder. THAT IS ALL.
((HOPPED OFF AND CAME BACK AND AM SO FAR FROM CATCHING UP IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. Ping me if I leave off a thread and you want me to pick up. SPAM-FU IS WEAAAK but Hei, I think, REMAINS ROBUST))
Such concentrated villainy has NO RIGHT TO GOOD FASHION. I personally find his mustache confounding. And, yes, this is completely hand-drawn...from...memory. Please note the chocolate bar in his hand. Do you think he just got that out of nowhere? No! He pried it from my cold fingers. And then threw the wrapper at me. Ruuuuude.
This is just a public service announcement to warn you all not to offer candy to strangers and...also to use the buddy system at night. Li is currently assisting with dispensing small wallet-sized photo IDs of this criminal. And, if you can't find a buddy for the buddy system, I would in fact be willing to sell him off to the highest bidder. THAT IS ALL.
((HOPPED OFF AND CAME BACK AND AM SO FAR FROM CATCHING UP IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. Ping me if I leave off a thread and you want me to pick up. SPAM-FU IS WEAAAK but Hei, I think, REMAINS ROBUST))